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November 27, 2006

The average adult is composed of….

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It’s the lack of the tasteless, odorless sulphur and the excess of the highly flammable phosphorus that make me react in extreme ways when I am supposed to keep calm.

And it’s the 2.5 times as dense as air chlorine that causes me to suffocate and poison others.

I can’t stay at home at weekends all because of that carbon that is able to bond with itself and a variety of other elements.

And it’s not depression but the largest single component nitrogen that makes me feel lonely. That is the reason we need to go to the toilet from time to time; to get rid of the extra self obsession in our bodies. 

Like all women I want to be formed of hydrogen; the lightest chemical that gives you the star element, but it is the calcium we actually need to keep us on our feet. 

And finally I would like to thank arsenic, tin, nickel, copper, lithium, chromium and especially gold for making me who I am..:)

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  1. Oh my god!Jesus Christ!Father son and the holly ghost and other holly shits whatsoever they are!This is so uuuuuuuu! :)
    ok then, don’t judge me if I ever “sell!” you ;P

    Comment by manosh — November 30, 2006 @ 4:10 pm

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